Kim Kardashian is a woman of many talents, including being one of the biggest fame whores this side of Katie Holmes. It is not a surprise when recent information surfaced that Kim Kardashian cannot be trusted by her beau, Kanye West.

What do they say in the Shlebs-R-Us rulebook? “Never trust a wandering tweeter and text addict, especially not a Kardashian tweeter. “ Okay, we just made that up. We completely falsified the existence of such a rule book. Yes, Mr. Miyagi told us once where to find a bedazzled tome of celeb information before he murdered a fly with his eyelid, but we’re thinking he had too many Xanax tablets with his Rice Krispies that morning. All we know? Never trust a Kardashian. They’re like a seller at a stall in a desolate African city, who tries to fool American tourists into buying a hotdog, when it actually is-

We’ll let your imagination run wild with that one.

Sources say the rapper is paranoid that Kim is texting other men behind his back, stating, “‘She texted Kanye when she was with Reggie Bush and now Kanye’s worried she’s doing the same to him.”

The most famous Kardashian of the mentally ill tribe of fame whores says that she did nothing wrong and Kanye needs to chill a wee bit.

We won’t chill when we’re dating a Kardashian.

The Shlebs-R-Us rule book clearly states, “No Kardashian is to be allowed into your home without the purification method. Pouring a line of salt in the doorway usually stops them from entering. Also, never invite a Kardashian into your home.”

Kanye? You really need to chill the hell out and drink some tea, lavender preferably.

What do you think readers? Is Kim cheating on Kanye? Can she be trusted? Let us know in the comments below.