The nude pictures of Tallulah Willis will not be published. Now let’s all breathe a sigh of relief and lock up Aunt Joanie in the closet that smells like David Hasselhof after another burger incident.

RadarOnline.com states that the seller might have “hit a legal block, preventing the sale of the pictures”. The photos are not for sale anymore and will not be in the future. RadarOnline recently revealed that four photographs of a topless Willis smoking a joint were circulated on the Pap wire. The photos show a nude Willis flipping the bird and posing provocatively. We’re not too sure how the pictures slipped out of privacy, but we promise you that Tom Cruise had nothing to do with it.

RadarOnline also recently revealed that the three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah and Scout, are not talking to their troubled mother, Demi Moore. The relationship has allegedly reached “breaking point”. Well, we don’t blame poor Demi for going off the rails after Ashton Kutcher stabbed her in the back. The three daughters have had their fare share of trouble with the authorities and have created more controversy than the entire Kardashian tribe combined. Could this be their way of lashing out against their destroyed mother? Rich people problems are so 2009.

We’re very sure Tallulah must be quite ecstatic that her nip-nips will not be seen by the entire world. Nude scandals are really not the way to gain fame, you know that Tallulah?

Wait, who are we kidding?

The naked make it!

What do you think dear readers? Should Tallulah lock up her little Tallulahs with our Aunt Joanie? Let us know in the comments below if you think this specific Willis kid needs some John McClane intervention.