Jane Lynch is like the mother we never had. She’s not just one of the most heartwarming villainesses in the history of television as Sue Sylvester on Glee, but she is also an avid animal lover. She almost kicked Martha Stewart in the throat recently when the animal activist hosted the FiFi Awards.

Jane bumped into Martha in the bathroom at the awards ceremony and overheard the business mogul discuss the joys of sport fishing with a few friends. According to the National Enquirer, Martha told the women in the bathroom, “[F]ishing’s not only relaxing – it’s exciting at the same time, because if she catches a big fish, she can cook it for dinner!” While Martha went all On Golden Pond with the women, Jane freaked out like a pregnant man at a Lamaze class.

The source adds, “Jane instantly looked disgusted and snapped at Martha that fish have feelings, too – and how it’s sad to promote a sport that causes suffering.” It might just be that the writer of this article is an avid animal rights supporter and also a vegetarian of 9 years, but we agree with Jane!

Martha is a bit like that aunt you have which you never speak of, the one who hoards porcelain dolls with faces which will drive you to the brim of a panic attack and an explosive bladder? Their eyes always seem to follow you and before you know it, you get slaughtered at the fridge by the one who looked like Jodie Foster.

Would you trust the lady with the homicidal porcelain dolls to feed your fish? We don’t think so!

Jane stormed off after her little outburst, but sent Martha a note a few days later to apologize for her outburst.