American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez is super sad that her close friends went bye-bye to their marriage.
Jenny from the Block says that the shock break-up between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reminded her of her split from long time beau Marc Anthony. Now Jenny is shacking up with a toy boy who smells like Vaseline and Hugo Boss.
Jenny says, “I heard about it when I was in South America and I was stunned. I’m sad for them. They’re both really lovely people. And just like Marc and I, it’s not what you want to happen. You fight and you try until you realise you can’t anymore.”
Yes J.Lo, South America has that tinge of stun-gun in the air, especially when you attend a Baile Funk party and find a bullet in your liver. Yes, we know we’re being stereotypical and yes, we know Baile Funk is Brazilian.
Jenny wished her best blessings to the couple and revealed to Entertainment Tonight, “I just wish them peace in their decision. [Especially] for Suri and their other children as well, because you become such a family. It’s not just Suri - it’s Connor and Isabella and everybody. And when that breaks apart, nobody wins – everybody’s heartbroken in some way. I just wish them peace.”
There have been rumours that J.Lo is quitting American Idol to focus on her career and Casper Smart, who is quite obviously, not a friendly ghost. Rumours have been swirling the internet that Casper also likes boy toys and not cougar moms, but we’re not too sure who to believe.
J.Lo, we were also sad when we heard about the Katie and Tom divorce, but as they say in the land of Scientology, “Never fear a divorce, because Xenu eats loves your kids.”