We all know Kim Kardashian is a fame whore, so it was no surprise when Kim recently boasted to a friend that she’s “more famous than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined”. Oh dear, please give us alcohol to make this horror stop!

The friend she boasted to said, “She just doesn’t seem to understand that she is not a movie star, and she is famous for all the wrong reasons.” So much for being a friend, you bitchy gossipmonger…

Kim was involved in a sex tape scandal in 2007, which led to the increase of teenage boys using an insane amount of shower water. In a recent Today show interview, Kim played coy when she was asked about her relationship with Kanye West. Howard Stern criticized her and called her behavior “insane”.

We’re in agreement.

Howard said, “This is a girl who got famous revealing everything about her personal life, now… she thinks she’s Jennifer Aniston, she’s on there, ‘I don’t want to talk about Kanye, I don’t want to speak about it, I don’t read the tabloids, everybody back off.’ ”

The gossip mongering fool of a friend said, “Kim thinks she made a huge mistake and wasted her time marrying Kris because he is a no name. She is obsessed with the fact she married someone less famous then herself and has plans to fix that by marrying Kanye, She feels if Angelina can marry an A-lister then so can she!”

Please, please tell us where Kim hides the Girl Interrupted, because we seriously need some of that cray-cray up in here!