Jezebel reports: Oh good, more blonde lady vs. blonde lady faux drama. Adrienne says her “nemesis” Brandi cozied up to her ex, plastic surgeon Dr. Paul Nassif, which is a blatant violation of girl code.
The back and forth goes on for pages and pages I refused to read, but here’s some gossip from a thinly disguised ad for Brandi’s book masquerading as editorial: She’s had an $11K breast augmentation, used Botox for 15 years, and had a $12K “vaginal rejuvenation” surgery that she charged to Eddie Cibrian’s credit card after he left her for LeAnn Rimes. “Eddie knows that he has never touched the ‘new’ me, and that gives me so much joy!” Brandi squeals.
Also inside: Bethenny is “trapped,” “tortured” and “stuck in a living Hell” because her estranged husband Jason Hoppy won’t move out of their apartment. Katy Perry was seen out drinking and dancing with Dominic Howard, the drummer from Muse. And finally, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have broken up, but they are having plenty of ex sex, a source says: “They’ve seen each other multiple times.”